How to get hired at a gay bar... or at least try!!
Well, it's been a couple of days since I've had an opportunity to create an article. I've been jonesing too I had to get my blog fix!
As I'm sure you will remember (and if you don't you can read through some of the other stuff I've written) I've been molding the idea of trying to get a job at the local gay bar. Well, Wednesday night I did up my hair, put on my sexiest black top and blue jeans and headed out. I arrived early so that I could talk to the bar manager before they opened so she wouldn't be all crazy when I talked to her. That, and she's hot. Like crazy hot. So hot that straight women would want to have sex with her. She's that beautiful. Honest! Not just saying that cause I want the job I have to admit I did a fair bit of flirting.
Turns out, Diva had been talking to Sexy Boss Lady about me, giving personal recommendations and the such (just hope F was good in bed I need all the good recommendations I can get lol) and practically begging for me to get hired. So much so, Sexy actually remembered who I was. Kinda half figured that she wouldn't. I'm sure she sees a lot of women (and men, naturally) in there all the time and I have this complex about people not remembering me. But she did, so yay! I think it bodes well for me and my chances of getting this job.. or some action lol.
I gave her my application and she said she would call me by next Wednesday. So, with that in mind I'm going to take matters into my own hands. I'm not a Witch for nothing here afterall. This wouldn't be the first time that I've used magick to help me get a job. It's actually what got me into bartending in the first place... (long story. I'm gonna save it for another blog.. have to keep you coming back for me lol tantalizing I know. I'm such a tease).
So, by now, you're probably wondering "How is Bear going to use magick to get a job?" Well, I'm not a Magickal Bear for nothing My spell will be fairly simple. I'm going to write out on a piece of paper my goals (to get a job at the bar and be successful, among some other things) put a few strands of my hair on the paper and fold it up. I will then light a candle and concentrate on what it is I am trying to accomplish, calling on the Divine to help me achieve my goals. When I have put as sent my energy and directed the ambient energy around me towards this goal, I will light the folded paper and let it burn in a ceramic bowl. I will then take those ashes and scatter them inside the bar tonight (cause I already had plans to go there tonight.) and then, the spell.. she is done.
It's more complex than that, but that's the basic gist of it. No special light tricks, or weather effects. Just simple, common folk magick, infusing my energy with my goal and then charging it to do my will.
Did I mention I really want this job??
Yes, I did say I was going back out to the bar tonight socially. I'm excited to be honest. Not only is it a chance for me to make a further impression on my future Sexy Boss Lady, but it's *not* my turn to be the DD and F has sworn that he's going to find me a woman. I'm just happy I don't have to drive tonight > So, all in all, here's hoping I get lucky >
Details will be forthcoming I'm sure. It's what you're waiting for isn't it? I knew it!
Have a great day